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Who Am I? by ~fearthespork:iconfearthespork:

Categories Literature > Poetry > Humor > Fixed


My wings of steel are plain to see
I stand up strong and brave
I scoop and stab; the perfect tool
I am your dinner's slave

A sturdy handle, I do quite sport
To help you pick up food
As spoon and fork, together, as one
I adapt to suit your mood

Handy for that pasta dish
Your mother packed for lunch
Use me at breakfast, dinner too,
afternoon tea or that quick and tasty brunch!

I am at your disposal
Indeed my home is in your hand
Show me the food! I'll be your everything
I am at your command!

Some mistake me for a Splayd
And seem to miss my fork
But I assure you, heart and soul,
I am indeed a SPORK!!!!
©2006-2009 ~fearthespork
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~princess-sash Feb 2, 2006, 6:10:54 PM
:clap: amen to that! :D heehee :boogie: go :spork:s!!!!

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princess sash :phae:
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~SisOfSomeOneYouKnow Feb 2, 2006, 8:07:47 PM
ITS A SPLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To fall is not to fail, you only fail if you don't try :D
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~SisOfSomeOneYouKnow Feb 2, 2006, 8:23:53 PM
and u seem 2 b 4getting the blade element

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To fall is not to fail, you only fail if you don't try :D
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~onegodoneloveoneway Feb 2, 2006, 10:00:24 PM
What blade element? They don't have blades on them, I wouldn't use a fork with blades along the edge! You'd cut your mouth open! Ouch.

If they ever make Splades, real ones, I'm not using them.

Ahhh but the beauty of a Spork, spoon and fork in one. How elegent, how useful.

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"One God. One Love. One Way" -- KJ52
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~fearthespork Feb 2, 2006, 10:27:30 PM
:nod: quite right! and yes :D indeed they are

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:fear: the :spork:
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~fearthespork Feb 2, 2006, 10:30:35 PM
what? for suicidal people? :|

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~SisOfSomeOneYouKnow Feb 2, 2006, 10:35:50 PM
grr

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To fall is not to fail, you only fail if you don't try :D
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*vincents-child Feb 3, 2006, 5:00:10 AM
lol, classic. You should talk to TS_Spoon you'd have a fun time discussing kitchen utensils.

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"You can take the Man out of the Anarchy but you can't take Anarchy out of the man. Chaos, my friends, is always in the heart" - Anon

"Because every story deserves an ending" - Anon
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~fearthespork Feb 3, 2006, 7:18:53 AM
lol thanks for the tip

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:fear: the :spork:
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