The Spork is supreme
High above all other utensils
It is underrated
And underloved.
Cold and heartless,
There are those who
Unashamedly,
Mistake it and mis-name it.
They refer to it as:
"Splayd", "Splaid" or... "Splade"
It's feelings are ignored
And crushed....
For it knows it is truly a Spork.
Once a Spork, always a Spork.
To peer pressure it will not succumb.
Strong and mighty,
It stands,
Yesterday, Today
and Forevermore (or until it is heartbreakingly melted in the Apocalypse at the end of time).
LONG LIVE THE SPORK!!















Comments
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princess sash
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To fall is not to fail, you only fail if you don't try
Spoon + fork = Spork
It's not rocket science people!
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"One God. One Love. One Way" -- KJ52
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Speaking from a very experienced point of view when it comes to blades i must point out that when you say "splade" you are refering to a weapon designed in the Dark Ages as an aid to battlefield undertakers. It was a combination of a Spade and a Blade, ie it was a spade with edges forged to an edge not unlike that of a sword. The use of said Splade was two fold, the actual "spade" part served as a way to dig holes to bury the dead and the sharp "blade" edges were used to genrally cut and dismember bodies (alive or dead).
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"You can take the Man out of the Anarchy but you can't take Anarchy out of the man. Chaos, my friends, is always in the heart" - Anon
"Because every story deserves an ending" - Anon
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To fall is not to fail, you only fail if you don't try
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"You can take the Man out of the Anarchy but you can't take Anarchy out of the man. Chaos, my friends, is always in the heart" - Anon
"Because every story deserves an ending" - Anon
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To fall is not to fail, you only fail if you don't try
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