Who Am I?My wings of steel are plain to see I stand up strong and brave I scoop and stab; the perfect tool I am your dinner's slaveWho Am I?
A sturdy handle, I do quite sport To help you pick up food As spoon and fork, together, as one I adapt to suit your mood
Handy for that pasta dish Your mother packed for lunch Use me at breakfast, dinner too, afternoon tea or that quick and tasty brunch!
I am at your disposal Indeed my home is in your hand Show me the food! I'll be your everything I am at your command!
Some mistake me for a Splayd &n
FEAR THE SPORKThe Spork is supreme High above all other utensils It is underrated And underloved.FEAR THE SPORK
Cold and heartless, There are those who
Unashamedly, Mistake it and mis-name it.
They refer to it as: "Splayd", "Splaid" or... "Splade" It's feelings are ignored And crushed.... For it knows it is truly a Spork.
Once a Spork, always a Spork. To peer pressure it will not succumb. Strong and mighty, It stands,
Yesterday, Today
and Forevermore (or until it is heartbreakingly melted in the Apocalypse at the end of time).
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If you lead, I shall follow.
You know not who I am or that I exist yet I follow you devotedly, never straying from the way
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(+'.'+) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
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If you lead, I shall follow.
You know not who I am or that I exist yet I follow you devotedly, never straying from the way
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(+'.'+) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination
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If you lead, I shall follow.
You know not who I am or that I exist yet I follow you devotedly, never straying from the way
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(+'.'+) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
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*attacks with splade*
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If you lead, I shall follow.
You know not who I am or that I exist yet I follow you devotedly, never straying from the way
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(+'.'+) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination
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To fall is not to fail, you only fail if you don't try
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WELCOME TO DA!!!!!!!
it rocks here!
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princess sash
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oh yeah... thanks for the watch!!!!
Can I look forward to seeing some awesome deviations from you in the future???
ttyl gotta go to bed or my dad will kill me
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