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Who Am I?My wings of steel are plain to see I stand up strong and brave I scoop and stab; the perfect tool I am your dinner's slaveWho Am I?
A sturdy handle, I do quite sport To help you pick up food As spoon and fork, together, as one I adapt to suit your mood
Handy for that pasta dish Your mother packed for lunch Use me at breakfast, dinner too, afternoon tea or that quick and tasty brunch!
I am at your disposal Indeed my home is in your hand Show me the food! I'll be your everything I am at your command!
Some mistake me for a Splayd &n
by ~fearthespork
FEAR THE SPORKThe Spork is supreme High above all other utensils It is underrated And underloved.FEAR THE SPORK
Cold and heartless, There are those who
Unashamedly, Mistake it and mis-name it.
They refer to it as: "Splayd", "Splaid" or... "Splade" It's feelings are ignored And crushed.... For it knows it is truly a Spork.
Once a Spork, always a Spork. To peer pressure it will not succumb. Strong and mighty, It stands,
Yesterday, Today
and Forevermore (or until it is heartbreakingly melted in the Apocalypse at the end of time).
by ~fearthespork
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